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Monday, November 24th, 2008
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12:23 am - I've bought christmas stuff
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| Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
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10:56 pm
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This post has vanished inside my hand
Hand has curled beneath my side
Boyfriend sleeping
Girlfriend weeping
Bengali in Platforms.
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(sing your life)
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| Monday, March 10th, 2008
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10:41 am - Can I invite him to your 30th - pweeze?!
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| Friday, February 15th, 2008
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12:53 pm - This is the cutest dog ever!
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| Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
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7:21 pm - Boxing day
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thanks everyone for your lovely gifts and snogs
I have spent too much time finding places for everything, especially the plunger!
lister is greatful for the playmate and my belly is greatful for those home-baked goodies mmmm
the red haired goon is playing on his present right now which gives me about 4 hours to daydream about russell brand and noel fielding - did you see that programme on bbc4, ace-amundo.
p.s for all who didn't know, which would be no-one - gud ol russ will be in moz's next vid - wheeeeeee!
mince pies to all you big nosed clauses.
current mood:  crazy
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(sing your life)
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| Friday, December 21st, 2007
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6:39 pm - I want it to be a boy.
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A mother was washing up in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,
'All of you bastards who want off, get the fuck off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get the fuck on, cause we're going down the tracks'.
The horrified mother went in and told her son,
'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for two hours.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want You to use nice language.'
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'
She hears the little boy continue,
'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen.'
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(sing your life)
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| Monday, December 17th, 2007
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3:54 pm - I want that t-shirt!!
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| Saturday, December 8th, 2007
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11:53 pm - Hypothermia
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I should have had breakfast
A fat slice of toast
I should have worn more
Much more than most
I should have been jumping
From left foot to right
Not stood in the cold
Chest feeling tight
Fingers burnt out
Heaviness cemented
Feelings of doubt
So unpresidented
Wanted to climb
Wanted to fly
Not faint
Not die
You caught my fall
You saved my life
current music: Ambulance - Blur
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(sing your life)
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| Friday, October 26th, 2007
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1:43 pm - Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
3. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the prophecy'.
4. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
5. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
6. Sing along at the opera.
7. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, 'Run for your lives, they're loose!!'
9. Tell your children over dinner 'due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.'
10. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . show
this to someone to make them smile and laugh. It's called therapy.
current mood:  blah
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(sing your life)
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| Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
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7:27 pm - I can feel it coming in the air tonight... i love this! : )
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| Friday, October 5th, 2007
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10:55 am - Russell makes me hang up on boys
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current mood:  content
current music: 4am - Cherry Ghost
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(sing your life)
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| Monday, July 30th, 2007
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12:41 pm - New Forest Gateaux!! lol
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I like my boy
I like my man
He's sexy and tanned and cuddly and strong
Walking and talking and piggie back rides
i laugh so hard, i wee and i cry!
Parrots and flowers and cocktails for two
i'm so glad i went there with you
Brand was amazing, donkeys were cute
but nothing compares to being with you xxx
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(sing your life)
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| Saturday, July 28th, 2007
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12:38 pm - Goodbye Jim
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Your room is mouldy and full of cobwebs and green
In it again you shall never be seen
I don't know what i'm gonna do
with all this left over superstrongbow
iron maiden no longer rings
through your wall, can't hear you sing,
never did, you were probably rubbish.
no more dye marks in the sink,
no more messages for you to read in the mirror with silly pictures, rach won't get it, won't even think - that they are funny, like you did.
invite me over for a non- chicken stock related meal, on second thoughts i'll bring a pot noodle.
:(
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(1 melancholy voice | sing your life)
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| Friday, July 20th, 2007
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12:17 pm - Entry for the while...
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A lot of things have been happening, that's why I ain't got round to writing on here for a bit, sorry to all you people who cling onto my every word, these past weeks and months most have been a great trial for you!
I'm now living in a lovely new house, with a new shower installed yesterday, I am now a very happy bunny indeed, no jim, we did NOT use the shower!!! lol
My diary is pretty full atm, my bank account isn't ... funny that!
Off on a trip up norf this w/e and then a trip darn sarf next weekend, it's all exciting!
My obsession is taking over, I have just bought something very embarrassing on ebay, but fuck it, I don't care.
After being introduced to facebook, I haven't been the same since, please send me a fish for my tank, oh and some food in the fight (apologies!) love to the world and cherry pies for everyone x
current mood:  bouncy
current music: man o war!
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(sing your life)
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| Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007
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10:50 pm - secret's out...
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and it won't be long before the world knows...
happy happy happy xxx
bouncy bouncy bouncy xxx
current mood: crazy
current music: Mine And Yours - Meady Boy
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(2 melancholy voices | sing your life)
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